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Boss or Wife Always Right

आपकी बात कभी रहेगी भी नहीं !!

ना कभी आपकी बातों को रखा गया है ना आगे भी रखा जायेगा !!

क्यों की यहां मेरा हुकुम चलता है !!

आप बाहर राजा महाराजा हो मुझे कुछ फर्क नहीं पड़ता ।

मगर घर में बॉस हूं !!

अपनी दिमाग में यह फिट कर लो की में हमेशा सही थी और सही रहूंगी !!

अगर में गलत भी किया तब भी सही !!

अगर में सही करते करते गलत भी हो गई तब भी सही है ।

क्यों की में आपकी पत्नी हूं !!

आपकी अर्धांगिनी हूं !!

और सबसे बड़ी बात इस घर की मालकिन हूं !!

आपके ऑफिस में भले ही अपने बॉस की बात मानते हो मगर घर में अपनी पत्नी की बात माननी पड़ेगी !!

नहीं मानोगे तो, अंजाम बुरा होगा !! भुगतना पड़ेगा, और जुर्माना भी भरना पड़ सकता है !!

एक दयनीय पति की कहानी है दोस्तो ,

जो ना कुछ बोल पाता है,

ना बोलने दिया जा रहा है यहां,

बाहर तो करप्शन है यहां घर में भी करप्शन शुरू होगया है !!

उसने सोच भी लिया तो चुप रहना ही, मेरे लिए भलाई है।

इसलिए B&W always Right

मतलब बॉस और पत्नी ऑलवेज राइट !!

आशा है आप समझ गए होंगे ।

अगर नहीं समझे हैं तो आप शादी सुदा नहीं हो ।

धन्यवाद,

इस लेख को यहां तक धैर्य का साथ पढ़ने केलिए,

कहीं यह तो नहीं पत्नी की दिया गया कार्य में कुछ भूल चूक तो नहीं हुई है।

जरा संभल के , अपना ध्यान रखें ।

स्वस्थ रहें, स्वस्थ रखें और चुप रहें ।

और कुछ नहीं….

Importance of money

Kalia and Sumant met at a market nearby tiffin stall. In the evening, Sumant got a job as a Constable of the Odisha Police. After completing Training he is now on casual leave. But in the village Kalia trades in grain and other seasons.

Both income monthly salaries are the same, but the money appears with the govt. employer.

Every month or two months, the money comes into the account rather late. But how to sustain a home not ask anyone.

Just then, Kalia said, Hey, where is your party? Sumant said, “Let’s have a party, or shall we eat now evening breakfast?” Kalia answered yes let’s eat as much as you can give all money?? Sumant said hey eat, eat as much as you eat. On the other hand, it is true that

Sumant has only 50 rupee notes in his pocket. He thought. No problem, I m paid by phone pay or Google pay, if he eats more breakfasts.

Kalia is a picky eater, and if he gets free, he gets 2 to 5 plates. And there is no guarantee it will ever be finished once it is started talking. Kalia starts eating, meanwhile Sumant is standing after eating a plate of breakfast. Kalia ate and ate, ate 4 plates , and said bro, the party is left. When will the party be held?
Sumant says you spread the messages all our friends in a group and fixes it one day. Do it that day. Having said this, both of them said goodbye.

The next day early morning Kalia’s stomach ache started he was run to the toilet. Got up at 3 am and ran to the latrine continually. He holds his stomach and sits down on the bed. He remembered that last night I ate free breakfast and all the consequences. And most of all, he remembered that the chilies that I ate last night were coming out, and he was sitting on the bed from morning holding his stomach. After some time his wife came back from her village because today is Wednesday. After all, worship Laxmi puja on the next day.

Seeing Kalia, his wife, asked what happened to you? Kalia said that it happened because of greedy eating. The woman asked where had eaten at the restaurant. And your lust will not go away. After saying this, the wife went to the kitchen with ORS water in her hand.

It’s 10 o’clock. Then the question is like diarrhea. By that time, the latrine has run out of water 7 times. The condition is out of control. Finally, the uncle’s son took Kalia and went to the medical. There Kalia spoke the truth. The doctor said with a smile. Just feed a bottle here and everything will be fine. Finally, Kalia got a glucose bottle and two injections. Kalia comes out of the hospital slightly tired. Suddenly Sumant appeared. Sumant asked what happened to you again? What can I say, brother, yesterday’s evening breakfast with you became expensive today?

Please forgive me, brother. Today I have had a severe stomachache since morning due to four plates of breakfast. Now after coming here and feeding the glucose bottle, it’s a little bit better. Brother, let’s be honest, I know you feel bad while eating yesterday. But I apologize once again. Money is as important to you as it is to me, but it was not right for me to treat you like this.
So let’s go, from now on, if we want to eat something, then both of us will pay for it.

Sumant also smiled a little and said, come on, nothing, why should I think bad. Get ready and let’s have a good party.

They both laughed again, and went back to their respective homes.

So it was a few moments of Kalia and Sumanta. Please share if you like it. However, ignoring other people’s money sometimes costs us dearly.

Thank you

Laughing Tablet…2

Sharma Ji woke up at midnight.
There was a noise outside, and the wife said, is there anyone, please shut him up, Sharma Ji came out rubbing his eyes.

The plumber was standing outside. Sharma ji asked what happened brother.

The plumber said, I had cleaned your water tank in the evening, the bottle of phenyl was left in it and his cap was not there, there must have been 10 pm the water fill up again.

I remembered it now and I have come to say this, didn’t you drink the tank water.

Sharma ji returned the room scratching his head and his wife asked what happened?

The husband said, he was drunk outside and I warned them to go now from here. Ok leave it and go to sleep after drinking water.

Will see what happens tomorrow morning. All the work was done in the morning.

A plumber did, what Sharma Ji

was thinking. Sometimes one’s work gets saved by others. Take care of such people…

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I wish you understand the situation and share this message to your cute friends.

Laughing Tablets ;

Patni kab manti hai

Laughing tablets…1

If your wife doesn’t listen to you nor your any words,

Then… Then… there is no need to read so carefully this article.

By the way, no wife in this world obeys any husbands any words,

and there is no treatment for it, nor do I have it.

(‘ – ‘)

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Laughing tablets ;

Patni ka kaam Tamam